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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married

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To: Denice who wrote (2197)9/8/1998 2:54:00 PM
From: nougie  Read Replies (2) of 6545
 
Alright Denice,

You've forced me to bring out the heavy artillery.

1) What's the difference between being married and
not being married?

You'll be able to have sex when you're not married.

2) What's the difference between having a dog and
having a wife?

A dog understands what you're talking about.

3) Why is having a wife like owning an old house?

No matter how much money you spend on it, it remains a
money pit.
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