MM (aka candy of the new millenium) pronounced:"i would definitely greatly appreciate some answers to just exactly "what-the-hell" is going on around here!! take care, my friends. God bless."
Well by golly, hrrummphhh, hrrummmphhh, let's get to the bottom of this then, shall we????
This is one of the longest running situational comedy stocks ever to be conceived. Now you are going to tell me you *BOUGHT* this and knew *NOTHING* about the 250 million shares?????? Please, I never was in Viet Nam, but I know when a load of grenades drops in my lap...who are you trying to KID here?????
So, let's just call a spade a playing card shall we???
I was bone a po white Market Maker....I onliest had the teeniest bit of luck on the "big boards" so when I did time back with Milli-Kan and the klan, I wised up and sez to myself.... "Well, ya dumbass, so much for HONESTY, let's *STEAL* some stuff".
And so, a legend was borned....waaaay back in the stinky hollar of darkest Hickrey, I spat in a wad of donkey droppings, hired a lawyer, and proclaimed to the world that I was the GREATEST CEO OF ALL TIME, COME TO SAVE THE CIVILIZED WORLD FROM THEIR OWN STUPIDITY!!!!
I have been protecting HONEST HARD WORKING AMERICANS FROM THE EVILS OF GREED by disposing of income which they obviously are too STUPID to manage effectively.
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THERE ARE A BILLION SHARES PRINTED, OR MY NAME IS NOT JJ HINKLEY III Esq.
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