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Hi Mike, I wasn't around last week, but if I was, I think this might of come to mind. Enjoy. nf
Who is Jack Schitt? -- The Lineage Revealed
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt. Now, you can handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N.Schitt. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children! Holie Schitt, the twins - Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt ,Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt. Against his parent's objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe later married Mr Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a Mongoloid son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseperable throughout childhood, and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with a new bride. Pisa Schitt (aka Khoa).
Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can tell them to get their Schitts straight.
Disclaimer. Any resemblance to any man, woman or it on this thread is only a matter of ill-concieved coincidence. |
