The fact is we're long overdue!
I hate to break it to you, Jon. But this downside stuff isn't going to go on forever. Besides, McGwire's trumping all the bad news! I think it's finally time for us to begin hitting homeruns off of your bad pitching.
Just out of curiosity, what are your plans once Zulu begins trading on Nasdaq? Are you finally going to buy and ride it up and then try to short it down? I do know this much: Since you've been here every day, you know this stock and how it moves. Are you in reality the front man, the research guy, for a shorting syndicate?
Or will you simply say, "Ah, the mystery is solved. What do you know, they managed to pull it off. They're now a publicly reporting and trading company." Will you then congratulate us, perhaps even give me a bit of credit for my staunch defense; at least as much credit as you've given yourself for correctly picking the 10 to one?
Will you, once Zulu becomes famous, pride yourself as a Zuluologist and give quotes to the media and perhaps write a book about it? What are you plans? |
