BUCKWHEAT AND DARLA
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla
"How do you spell 'dumb'? Darla says, "D-u-m-b, dumb."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
She says, "Buckwheat is dumb" The teacher says, "Now spell
'stupid.' Darla says, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid." The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence." Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."
Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, "Buckwheat, spell
dictate." Buckwheat stands and says, "D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence." "I may
be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"
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