Ladies, just for you!!
Self Defence Lines:
Man:"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman:"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man:"Is this seat empty?"
Woman:"Yes, and mine will be too if you sit down."
Man:"So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman:"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man:"Your place or mine?"
Woman:"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man:"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman:"It's in the phone book."
Man:"But I don't know your name."
Woman:"That's in the phone book too."
Man:"So what do you do for a living?"
Woman:"I'm a female impersonator."
Man:"Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman:"Do not enter."
Man:"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same
reason."
Woman:"Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man:"I know how to please a woman."
Woman:"Then please leave me alone."
Man:"I want to give myself to you."
Woman:"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man:"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman:"Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man:"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and me hitting the hot spots?"
Woman:"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man:"May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman:"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Man:"Your body is like a temple."
Woman:"Sorry, there are no services today."
Man:"I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman:"Yes, but would you stay there?"
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