DF Form 40...
10Sep98
To: Nemer, MG 2DivArty 8USAR Inchon, SK
Fr: Butterfly
Subj: Status Report, 1010hrs
Dear Major General, Sir:
1. Bulls at the HK Corral getting de-horned; 2. In Tokyo, smart japanese businessmen are borrowing yen at almost 0% interest, buying US$ with the loan proceeds, then calling their broker to buy US T-Bonds...(Sir, this is a complete surprise to humint analysts, since before, these businessmen would just normally check in a cheap motel and commit harakiri...NSA don't know if this is a major, no pun intended, change in sentiment or just a fad soon to go out of style); 3. No change in our projections that China & Brazil will soon devalue their currencies; 4. Major General, Sir. Planning & Strategy Units in the field reports instability in Greek-Cyprus State due to incoming delivery of Soviet Surface to Air Missile for deployment, which is vehemently opposed by Ankara...pls note that Turkey has the full support of Mossad, and hence by proxy, the Pentagon.
That's all for now, Sir. Stay tuned.
Sgd. Butterfly, Sgt/E-7 Plt/1, C Co 2nd AG 3Bde 2Inf 8USAR TongDuChon, SK > > > hehehe... |