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Microcap & Penny Stocks : DGIV-A-HOLICS...FAMILY CHIT CHAT ONLY!!
DGIV 0.00Dec 5 4:00 PM EST

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To: StockChicken who wrote (25490)9/10/1998 11:35:00 PM
From: StockChicken  Read Replies (1) of 50264
 
BAWK....

Top Ten Signs you wish you were the StockChicken.

10. Every time you sneeze, you find feathers in your tissue.

9. You wear an egg timer on your wrist

8. Whenever a waiter asks you how you like your eggs, you say, "laid."

7. You have an irresistible urge to peck at things.

6. You have recurring nightmares about a stocky, white-haired gentleman with a goatee and a white suit saying, "lick my finger, go ahead, lick my finger".

5. You purposely flunk all your tests just so you can see the big red zero on the top of your paper.

4. You have a pathological phobia of the letters C, F, and K when they are arranged in a specific order.

3. You wake up at 4.30 am, with your arms flapping, and then you burp very long and very loudly.

2. People call your handwriting chicken scratching.

1. Your pay is chicken feed.

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