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Pastimes : Chatting With and About God the Father

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To: gregor who wrote (453)9/11/1998 12:16:00 AM
From: John S.   of 638
 
I liked that Gregor,

Another from the archives.

An intoxicated reveler gets lost and wanders into a cemetery. He stumbles and falls into an empty open grave that had been prepared for the following day. He tries for the better part of an hour to climb out unsuccessfully and because it is late evening and dark out no one hears his pleas for help. Finally he decides to sit down and try to sleep till someone comes to his aid.
Another fellow after leaving a late evening church service takes a short cut through the same cemetery. He is pondering on the message he has heard for the first time on repentance and salvation. Just as he is reviewing the speakers scriptural reference "it is appointed unto men once to die, and then the judgment" he too stumbles in the dark and falls into the same grave that the drunk is in.
Unaware of the other fellows presence he begins trying repeatedly to climb out of the six foot deep hole meant for the dead.
The drunk who had thus far sat silently watching the mans efforts bellowed in a loud voice "YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE!"
Suddenly the drunk was alone.....
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