Hi purething,
Here is a clean one for your holiness:
The last confession.
When nuns are admitted to heaven, they go through a special gate and are
expected to make one last confession before becoming angels. Several are
lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of any sins before
they are made holy.
"And so," says St. Peter, "Have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
"Well", says the first nun in line, "I once touched the penis of a sick
man
with the tip of my finger when I was giving him a bath." "OK," says St.
Peter, "Dip that finger in this
container of holy water and move on to heaven."
The next nun admits that, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I,
you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK", says St. Peter, "Rinse your
hand in the holy water and pass on to heaven."
Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is
trying
to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" St.Peter inquired.
"Well, St Peter," replied the nun who is trying to cut the queue, "If
I'm going to have to gargle with the holy water in that container, I
want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her arse in it." |
