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Pastimes : EXSO-holics
EXSO 0.00010000.0%Nov 14 9:30 AM EST
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To: Ditchdigger who wrote (685)9/11/1998 9:18:00 PM
From: david m. uhler  Read Replies (1) of 1568
 
Dear Ditch

No the question is did she inhale (;-)

Gynecologist becomes a Mechanic

A gynecologist, tired of his profession and wanting less
responsibility, decided a career change was in order. After some
serious thought he decided that being an auto mechanic, something
he had enjoyed up to the time he entered college, would be a good
profession.

However, it had been a long time since he had tinkered with an
engine and he knew that to work on any of the newest engines and be
able to compete with the younger work force, he would have to go to
school. So he enrolled in a technical institute that specialized in
teaching
auto mechanics and pretty much aced the course.
The final exam however, required each student to completely
strip and reassemble a complete engine. So it was with some
trepidation he took on the task.
At completion, he turned the engine over to his instructors for
evaluation and awaited his final grade. When the grades were handed
out he did a double take at the 150% grade he received.

Rather confused, he asked his instructor, "How is possible to
have a grade like this?"
The instructor replied. "It's really quite simple. You got 50%
for correctly disassembling the engine, 50% for correctly
reassembling
the engine and an additional 50% for doing it all through the
muffler.


Cpt Dave

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