TO ALL MY FELLOW AMERICANS....PLEASE READ:
I am profoundly sorry that I have posted so many "OFF TOPIC" remarks in the past. Until August 17th, such posts NEVER EXISTED, BUT NOW THAT THEY DO....and I see that I have SINNED numerous times, I would like to offer my SINCERE PROMISE THAT I AM NOT ONLY PAINFULLY REGRETFUL OF MY CRIMES, BUT THAT I WILL ******NEVER****** DO IT AGAIN, I PROMISE, PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!!!
Now, on to the business at hand. ADGI will be worth $3 a share next week, and that is WITHOUT a reverse split. In fact, trading will be so furious, JJ HINKLEY Esq. will be FORCED to print MORE SHARES to satisfy the DEMAND unleashed by a torrent of public interest generated when JJ HINKLEY Esq. appears on MEET THE PRESS and MSNBC's "Squawk Box" with the POPE, JESSIE JACKSON, and "The Hansons".
JJ's "platform" in pronouncing himself LORD GOD OF THE UNIVERSE will be a return to RIGOROUS MORAL VALUES AND STANDARDS. Of course his particular slant will include "peep shows" in the confessional booth, and "pay per view" executions of non-democrats.
What a GLORIOUS time to be alive in this GREAT COUNTRY!!!!
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!! |
