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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (6823)	9/12/1998 4:38:00 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) of 62558

Stock Broker Bashing Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps? They had pictures of Stock Brokers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. What is the difference between a tick and a Stock Broker ? A tick falls off of you when you die. What do you have when 100 Stock Brokers are buried up to their neck in sand? Not enough sand. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Stock Broker in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. What is black and brown and looks good on a Stock Broker? A Doberman. Why are Stock Brokers like nuclear weapons? If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever. Stock Broker's creed: A man is a client until proven broke. What's the difference between a female Stock Broker and a pit bull? Lipstick. What do you call 20 Stock Brokers skydiving from an airplane? Skeet.

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