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To: Terry Rose who wrote (18763)9/13/1998 9:24:00 PM
From: goldsnow  Read Replies (1) of 116759
 
"DINNER WITH GOD"
> >
> > Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner
> > with God. During dinner He told them: "I need three important people
> > to send my message out to all people. Tomorrow I will destroy the
> > earth"
> >
> > Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them, "I have
> > two very bad news items for you:
> > 1. God really exists, and
> > 2. Tomorrow He will destroy the earth"
> >
> > Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and
> > told them, "I have Good news and Bad News:
> > 1. The good news is: God really does exist
> > 2. The bad news is: tomorrow He's destroying the earth"
> >
> > Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced, "I have two
> > fantastic announcements:
> > 1. I am one of three most important people on earth
> > 2. The Year 2000 problem is solved"
> >

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