!!!!!RICK'S SONG!!!!!
Oh I'm glad to be the way I am, Im glad that I'm a shorter.
No matter what the others say, I'm short, I'm short, I'm shorter.
I got big floppy ears, they are so long and flat. They help me hide the shorts I short, so
now I can attack.
SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST.
Oh I'm glad to be the way I am, I'm glad that I'm a shorter.
No matter what the others say, I'm short, I'm short, I'm shorter.
I short all night and day, I short in every way, I short, I short,
I short, I short, I short just to play.
And soon I will be caught, In my shorting ways, The MANN will come and tell me, It's
the end of my shorting ways.
And now I'm in the big house, four walls and bars I see, I Guess the law is right, and
shorting does not pay you see.
Oh I'm glad to be the way I am, I'm glad that I'm a shorter.
No matter what the others say, I'm short, I'm short, I'm shorter....
SONG BY RM.COPY RIGHT 1998
!!!!ICK'S SONG!!!!
Oh I'm glad to be the way I am, Im glad that I'm a spammer.
No matter what the others say, spam I am 'er.
Dead meat, dead meat, dead meat
Concealed in gelatin profumed by herbs from the Amazon, the Amazon, the local grocery store.
SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST.
Oh I'm glad to be the way I am, I'm glad that I'm a spammer.
No matter what the others say, I won't disclose disclose disclose.
I spam all night and day, I spam in every way, I spam, I spam,
I spam, I spam, cuz I'm in the company's pay.
And soon I will be caught, In my spamming ways, SI Bob will come and tell me, It's the end of my spamming ways.
But Bob, who cares?, is not the MANN who'll make my new life hell
For that we need the SEC: who'll be the first to tell? |
