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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK

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To: j g cordes who wrote (3102)	9/16/1998 10:19:00 AM
From: Hiram Walker	Read Replies (1) of 67261

jg cordes, yep, Bill Gates slams hard drive into co-worker. She states that it was a floppy,but no one was there to witness it. IN his deposition he stated that it was nothing more than the fact that he was showing her his software. Well, they have come to find a certain pocket protector of Bill's stuffed full of condoms. They are testing the DNA in them to see if it matches that found on his employees matching Intel inside panties. We are not sure of why Bill kept his old condoms,but he keeps muttering,that his sperm will someday be cloned into a massive workforce at Redmond,and each sperm represents a new employee. The stock options for these employees will be granted upon successful fertilization and birth. He has announced a stock buy back to mirror the sperm in his pocket. Hiram

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