SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: Milk who wrote (6876)9/16/1998 11:21:00 AM
From: Bucky Katt  Read Replies (1) of 62547
 
THE TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL IF A REDNECK HAS BEEN WORKING AT A COMPUTER:

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The three front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric key pad only goes to five.
5. The password is "BUBBA."
4. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is green camo.

AND THE NUMBER 1 WAY IS:
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  

HomeMailHotSubjectMarksPeopleMarksKeepersSettings
Terms Of UseContact UsCopyright/IP PolicyPrivacy PolicyAbout UsFAQAdvertise on SI
© 2025 Knight Sac Media.  Data provided by Twelve Data, Alpha Vantage, and CityFALCON News