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Gold/Mining/Energy : Bearcat (BEA-C) & Stampede (STF-C)

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To: grayhairs who wrote (1494)9/16/1998 1:21:00 PM
From: AL Berta  Read Replies (4) of 2306
 
By "that other city" I suppose you mean THE CAPITAL CITY. You know, centre of government. The city where all the big decisions affecting all the "little" cities are made. The centre of all things that define Alberta and Albertans! Yes, that other city.

You know why Red Deer doesn't have a professional hockey team? Cause if they get one, Calgary will want one too.

You Know You're A Calgarian If:

Your mom got in a fist-fight over a handicapped parking spot.
Your two year-old has more teeth than you.

A Calgarian sits down to tell his young son that mom & dad are going to get a divorce:

"Mommy & daddy don't love each other anymore Otto. We're getting a divorce".
"But you'll still be brother & sister right?"

The difference between northern and southern Alberta?
There's a cut-off age for sleeping with your parents in the north.

OHH! Here comes an ice-cream truck. Gotta go.

Regards, AL. (keep us informed of your trip south).
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