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To: MSB who wrote (29)9/16/1998 11:55:00 PM
From: MSB  Read Replies (2) of 30923
 
I thought this one up a long time ago, but because I'm a decent guy, never used it......

<name here>,

I thought about challenging you for the SI equivalent of Hustler's "Asshole of the Month" award, but then I realized that there are so few awards you can actually be proud of.

I know that losing this award, one of your most prized posessions, may cause you to fall into such a depression that you would finally come to the realization that your life isn't worth living.

I can just see you, holding the handle of the gun with the barrel disapearing into your mouth.

I have only one thing to say:

Don't forget to load it.

or.....

Put two in your mouth in case one misfires; its certainly big enough to hold both.
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