I hope we don't play the Cubs in the playoffs because it's kinda tacky when the hometown fans stand up and cheer for the other team's right fielder. Here's the scene: 50,000 screaming fans, tired from doing the wave, top of the 8th, score tied at 2, one out, bases loaded, here comes the pitch and, WHAM-O, there she goes - numero 63, a grand slammer that wins the game. Oh, yeah, one other minor detail - Sosa drove in all 6 runs for the Cubbies tonight.
The good news is that I left before the other 49,996 so I didn't get stuck in a major league traffic jam.
Arnie |