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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: treetopflier who wrote (604)9/17/1998 12:51:00 PM
From: paul t  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
The reason it's always so difficult for this president to tell the
truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because it's
usually three different stories.
* Sam Donaldson

If the president could convince every woman in America that the
Bible says oral sex is not adultery, he'd even have my vote.
* Newt Gingrich

What's wrong with extending my probe? The president did the
same thing.
* Kenneth Starr

The special prosecutor is asking me to give oral testimony to
the entire Grand Jury.
* Monica Lewinsky

Shouldn't the president be held to the same standards as a TV
sportscaster?
* Marv Albert

The president should promise to spend the rest of his life
trying to find the real person who had oral sex with the intern.
* OJ Simpson

If I had to spend all day trying to find jobs for every bimbo
who swore she didn't have sex with the president, I'd never get
any of my own work done.
* Vernon Jordan

The president should take up skiing.
* Al Gore

If you're looking for me this week, I'll be in my bunker making
plans.
* Saddam Hussein

Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure
the door is locked.
* George Stephanopoulos

In yesterday's Cabinet meeting, the president asked us to go out
and win one for the zipper.
* Madeliene "Aunt Bea" Albright
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