I'll never forget the night we changed the oil together on the Rolls---you were so passionate-so wonderful! I thought it was from our sharing such a wondrous experience, but it was really because I smelled like a carburetor?
Mike, the great love of my high school life, wore English Leather, so I would have been driven insane with desire walking through your embassy. A girl in college, whom I hated because she got the role of Stella over me in Streetcar, wore White Shoulders and it still makes me gag. And whenever I spray WalMart Deodorizing Air Deodorizer around the bathrooms, the kids say, "You smell like Barbara!" (the maid).
You know, I'm having a female identity crisis. No one thinks of me when they smell Parisienne parfums, but walk into a bathroom and someone will say, "Oh! That reminds me of penni!" Or take a deep whiff in a dirty garage and-"Ahhh, I remember a night with penni." |
