To my football pals! <gg>
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How many SEC students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
At Kentucky, it takes 10,000. One to screw it in, and 9,999 to discuss how much brighter it shines during basketball season.
At Vanderbilt, it takes two. One to screw it in, and one to say how they did it as well as Ivy Leaguers.
At Georgia it takes one, but he gets four credits for it.
At Mississippi State it takes none. Starkville looks better in the dark.
At Florida it takes three. One to change it, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
At Ole miss it takes five. One to change it, and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
At Bama it takes five. One to change it, two to talk about how Bear would have done it, and two to throw the old bulb at Auburn students.
(and just to show I am a fair person...I'll even include this one!!)
At Tennesse it takes only one, but he gets seven credits for it.
At LSU it takes 104. One to screw the darn thing in and 103 to bring
the beer.
At South Carolina it takes 80,000. One to screw it in, and 79,999 to
talk about how this will be the year they finally win it all.
At Arkansas it takes none. They don't have electrcity in Arkansas.
At Auburn, it takes 100. One to change it, 49 to talk about how they do it better than Bama, and 50 who realize its all a lie.
Note to Steve...ya got lucky buddy...there was no reply from Nebraska...they were all out in the cornfield and had no time to reply to the question!!!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND ALL!!! GO VOLS!!!
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