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hyde mistress....hell, i dont know. i try to stay as far from salon as possible...its one of the few publications that make the local fish wrapper( the austin american statesmen, or the 'alcoholics anonymous' statesmen...this is after all a heavy drinking town<G>) look good.
all i know is that she was married and apparently it destroyed her marriage...as if thats a suprise. but, at least hyde had the decency to sleep with someone at least close to his own age. clinton took advantage of the little fat girl who couldnt get a date<G>.
on barney (poor choice of words<G>)...his lover was running an escort service and he had no idea...yeah, right. if he really didnt, then we have an empirical case for intelligence testing as a prereq for public office<G>.
damn, i wish there was a stupidity tax. actually, as far as punishments go, i have done some thinking on this in the last few days...maybe instead of public flogging for clinton, we could just lock him in a room, tie him to a chair, force his eyes open and make him watch ishtar and waterworld over and over again...maybe for a month. we can feed him intravenously, and attach a catheter<G>.
maybe throw 'meet the deedles' into the mix as well. for barney, i am thinking a bergman retrospective...only this time instead of binding him to the chair we keep him free and put a table next to him with a razor blade, cyanide caplets, etc.<G>.
good luck to all,
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