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Pastimes : Clinton Jokes!
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To: Gutterball who wrote ()9/18/1998 12:50:00 PM
From: Les H   of 246
 
WHITE HOUSE LEAKS THAT SENATOR STROM THURMOND HAD EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIR
IN 1879

A high level White House source
contacted a number of Washington
reporters to reveal that South Carolina
Senator Strom Thurmond had a wild
fling with a naughty Victorian mistress
that began in 1879 and lasted for several
years before Thurmond's wife terminated
the relationship.

Thurmond, who is 148, quickly admitted
to the affair and attributed it to a "turn of
the century indiscretion." Republicans on
Capitol Hill were furious with the latest
smear attempt by operatives working for
the president.

"What Strom did 119 years ago bears
absolutely no relevance to his ability to
make a judgement on President Clinton's
fitness to remain in office," said House
Speaker Newt Gingrich.

The mistress, who went by the name
Delilah the Dominatrix, was unavailable
for comment because she passed away in
1962.

According to ABC's Sam Donaldson, one
of the reporters to whom the story was
leaked, the White House aide described
in detail sexual liaisons in which
Thurmond dressed liked a naughty
school boy and was disciplined with
harsh spankings from the mistress who
wore the habit of a nun. "Frankly my
toupee fell off when I heard this story,"
Donaldson said.
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