One might think that AG was being lazy and slothful on His vacation from SI. Not so! Our operatives, fresh from victory in the effort to turn IBUY into a drill bit, have been scouring the nation in a race against time to collect a trophy set to remember our victory by.
Upon hearing that one of our friendly competitors had already absconded with the largest and most coveted piece of WALDron memorabilia, the former LA Waldron brass door plate that falsely proclaimed Members, New York Stock Exchange,our operatives went into action to grab OUR piece of history. WE through various debtors in possession we able to obtain the entire rest of the WALDron limited edition door plate collection. This collection of plaques includes the Irvine, CA, San Francisco, CA, Connecticut, South Carolina and perhaps the most rare of all (excepting, of course our competitor's NYSE plaque, the Tokyo office plaque in kanji.
These plaques brazenly claim Investment Bankers, Since 1939 In fact, WALD was neither. The firm sat dormant in near bankruptcy until, in 1996, one twice bankrupt trainee and graduate of The Rafi Kahn School of Above Market Buyins, Cere Perle somehow resurrected the once ignominious firm. From there the rest is now well published history. Indeed, a worthwhile vacation endeavor. Our only regret is that neither our operation nor our competitor seems to want to part with their piece of the collection so that neither they nor we may have a complete set. Perhaps posthumously the collection will be joined and enshrined in the Fraud Hall of Fame.
Well rested and tanned from his stay at the Fountain Bleu in South Beach, Mr. Goldfinger is ready for his next adventure. Which fraud expose in service to all investors everywhere is next? Suggestions or questions welcome. |
