Announcement of Retirement:
My dear and good friends, this morning by private e-mail I was notified that insults and vulgarity are not the same thing. this was in reference to a post I made to my ex-wife and sister, Karen Lawrence, in which I refered to her as a...ah...uhm ...gosh...a mons veneris Marxist. Apparently I will be suspended if ever again I repeat such untoward behaviour in my posts. I know I've been obnoxious. I'm really a very shy and tender-hearted person and this reprimand is more than I can bear so I will now leave this site, never to return. If I had known earlier was has become abundantly clear, namely, that the nazi Silicon Investor Censor Bureau is run by frigid octogenarian nuns, and that you twits are a bunch of repressed fundamentalist christians, I never would have wasted my remarkable talents on you. so Goodbye, Au Revoir, Auf Viderzain(sp?), Sayonara, Aloha, or as Cicero used to say:Comsumet Fecum et Perire (I just made that one up) (God. am I really good or what). May you be cursed to endure your own company for all eternity. (Now, that is GOOD!)
PS: someone explain "frigid" to Laser. Karen could do the job well.
PPS: Ground Zero, please send me an invitation to your high school graduation ceremony...in a couple of years. |
