Ground Zero: Reprimand And Notification of Pending Suspension:
Silicon Investor Censor Bureau: sister Amelita of the Sacred Privates:
Dear Sir: In reviewing your recent posts, We noticed that Post #766, which arose as a response to Post 764, contained no insults whatsoever. According to Protocol 614 of the charter of The Silicon Investor, such a post should contain the notification Off Topic or the official abreviation, OT, as the initial statement in the Post.
furthermore, this aformentioned post of yours (#766) was not only not insulting, it seemed quite friendly, even, one might be tempted to say,
warm. this will not do, not at all. We do try to maintain standards here, especially now, you know, with Monica and Bill and all that.
Perhaps you think that because it's sunday, We are all off whacking our bunnocks with our Rosaries. Don't count on it, young man. We are ever vigilant. Especially of you, what with your reputation and all.
Please clean up your act. Oh, yes, Insults and Malice are not the same thing. We expect you to fully apologize to that Dear Lawrence Hooper and be damn quick about it too. this is your final warning.
PS: someone please explain "bunnocks" to Laser. Karen wouldn't be very useful on this one.
PPS: Karen has applied to become one of us...Figures, doesn't it? |
