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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK
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To: Lizzie Tudor who wrote (4683)9/22/1998 1:43:00 PM
From: Les H  Read Replies (1) of 67261
 
Lewinsky Tests Positive for Rare Tropical Sexual Disease

BNN has learned that Monica Lewinsky has tested positive for the rare sexual
disease known as "Huevos Verde". This disease has its origins in the tobacco fields
of Nicaragua and is transmitted to humans through vaginal contact with cigar beetles.
Although the symtoms of the disease are mild in women, the same cannot be said
about its affects on men.

Men who have had any kind of sexual contact with women who have been exposed
to the disease will begin experiencing symptoms within 24 to 30 months. Symptoms
begin with a dull pain in the groin. That progresses to hot flashes in the testicles
which some men have said, "feels like your balls are on fire." Shortly after that, all
pubic hair falls out, the testicles and penis turn green, shrivel up and eventually fall
off.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta told BNN that Huevos Verde is curable.
The disease is photosensitive, and men who are being treated for it are not allowed
to wear pants and underwear. Dr. Arnold Miller of the CDC said, "Huevos Verde
thrives in dark moist environments. The only known treatment is prolonged exposure
to sunlight. Many men who suffer from the disease move to nudist colonies until the
disease is eradicated. Treatment time varies from 12 to 16 months."

If the President tests positive for Huevos Verde then he will need to begin treatment
immediately. This could mean that by the time impeachment is handed down, Mr.
Clinton would be caught with his pants off.
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