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Pastimes : The Bathroom
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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (7)9/23/1998 8:51:00 AM
From: nougie  Read Replies (2) of 430
 
I think the first thing we should do is hire
Tim the Toolman Taylor to modify the bathroom to
handle the heavy duty action that occurs when
males use a bathroom.

We'll need lots of Lava soap and hand cleaner.

We'll need to modify the T.P. holder to accommodate
an extra large roll of T.P.

We'll need an extra powerful bathroom fan to pull
the stench out of the room after a strong gaseous
bowel movement.

We'll need plenty of floor space to throw the towels
on.

And of course, we'll need a 220 outlet to handle the
special shop-vac we'll need to suck up the hair that
will be found everywhere.
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