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Pastimes : Clinton Jokes!

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To: jbe who wrote (95)9/23/1998 8:52:00 AM
From: jbe  Read Replies (1) of 246
 
And you musn't miss this bulletin from Skewpoint (Breaking News Beyond Repair):

HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE RELEASES
TAPE OF ACTORS PORTRAYING PRESIDENT
AND LEWINSKY ENGAGING IN SEX

House Speaker Newt Gingrich announced that Republican
members of the House Judiciary Committee hired a noted
Hollywood director of pornographic films to produce a
videotape with actors portraying President Clinton and Monica
Lewinksy reenacting their sexual encounters as detailed in the Starr report.

The production stars James "the Snake" St. John and Darla
"the Vivacious Vixen" St. James, who have appeared
together in hundreds of sex films. Ms. St. James put on
weight for the role and wore a large wig that at time appears to nearly fall off.

"This was not done in any way to embarrass the president, but we felt this tape was absolutely essential so that the American people
can visually and graphically see exactly what occurred in and around the oval office. After families gather around with their children and watch this tape they will know without any doubt that the president did engage in sex and subsequently lied about it under oath," Gingrich said. Asked whether this conflicts with his party's position on family values and pornography, Gingrich snapped, "This is only about committing perjury."

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