Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom in DC.
The first man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the
sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and
water and doing a splendidly thorough job. As he was drying his hands
(with lots of paper towels), he loftily announced to no one
in particular "At William and Mary, I learned to be clean and
sanitary." The man then left the bathroom in a cloud of
self-satisfaction.
The second gent zipped up, marched briskly to the sinks,
and scrubbed his hands with much less soap and water than the first man,
doing a splendidly thorough job nonetheless. As he was drying his
hands (with only one paper towel), he severely announced to no one in
particular, "At Virginia, I learned to be clean and sanitary, but I ALSO
learned to be thrifty and environmentally conscious." He then strode
from the bathroom with a purposeful air.
The third man finished relieving himself, zipped up, and ambled past the
sinks to the door, muttering to himself, "At Virginia Tech, I learned
not to piss on my hands."
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