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Pastimes : Clinton Jokes!
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To: Gutterball who wrote ()9/25/1998 3:55:00 PM
From: John Lacelle   of 246
 
Here is a fresh one:

Bill Clinton finds himself in Hell. Satan comes
to him and says "Bill old friend, since you have
been the President of the United States, I will
offer you the choice of how you will spend the
rest of eternity". Satan points to three doors
and "whoosh" door number 1 opens. Inside is Newt
Gingrich hanging by a chain over a raging fire pit.
"Uh uh...ah don't like that one" Clinton stammers.
Satan points at door number 2 and "whoosh" it opens
to find Rush Limbaugh boiling in a hugh vat of
flaming oil. "Ah...ah...ah don't like that one
either Satan...can you show me whats behind door #3?"
the President asks. Satan points to door #3 and
"whoosh" the door opens. Inside, they find Ken Starr
chained to a wall. On her knees is Monica Lewinsky,
giving him a blow job. "Hey...I think I can handle
this one Satan" the President says, sounding somewhat
relieved. Satan booms out in his hellish voice "Ok
Monica, you are relieved of duty..."

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