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To: treetopflier who wrote (668)	9/28/1998 9:32:00 AM
From: Capt	Read Replies (3) of 2733

HMO's Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she was being given the guided tour by a senior consultant they passed a room where a man was masturbating wildly through the window. Of course the Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to why These activities were allowed in the hospital. "Ah," said the doctor, "Now, although it is perhaps unfortunate that you should have witnessed that, in fact, that poor patient is suffering from a very debilitating condition. He produces so much semen that unless he gets rid of it 4 times a day his testicles will explode." "Oh." said Her Majesty. "Well, in that case I suppose it's understandable." Farther down the corridor they passed another room. The door was open and you could see a nurse was clearly giving a patient oral sex. "Goodness Gracious!" shrieked HM. "I demand an explanation of this kind of sordid goings-on!" "Ah," said the Doctor, "same problem -- better health plan."

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