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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Capt who wrote (671)9/28/1998 11:23:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
Top 15 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the
last time
management course you sent me to."
13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"
11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
9. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I
learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
to our
biggest problem."
6. "The coffee machine is broken...."
5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!"
2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without
hands."

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
1. "Amen"

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