Quiet days like today are/have to be good for something.
here's one that might help a bunch of folks to answer a question.
>>Who is Jack Schitt?
>>The Lineage Revealed.
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>>Many people are at a loss for a response when
>>someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt".
>>Now, You can handle the situation.
>>
>>Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
>>Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.
>>Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
>>
>>In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the
>>deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie
>>Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,
>>Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high
>>school dropout.
>>
>>After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe
>>divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and
>>because her kids were living with them, she wanted
>>to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe
>>Schitt-Sherlock.
>>
>>Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a
>>cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and
>>Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood
>>and consequently, married the Happens brothers in
>>dual ceremony.
>>
>>The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and
>>Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to
>>tour the world. He recently returned with his new
>>bride, Pisa Schitt.
>>
>>Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack
>>Schitt, you can correct them.
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