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To: Monty Lenard who wrote (683)	9/30/1998 12:33:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) of 2733

The "day without sunshine" quip I heard first from Steve Martin. The "psychic girlfriend" and "choking a Smurf" lines are, I believe, from Stephen Wright. Clearly good jokes come from people named Steve (like myself). ------------------ On the subject of the cat and buttered bread, Dave Barry (I believe) postulated that a cat with buttered bread tied to it would hover over the ground while physics decided which end to land. He went on to suggest that we give up on Room-Temperature superconductors or high-powered magnets and use this new technology to build levitating trains. If I have the wrong citation, somebody correct me.

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