By the way - if I were you I would refrain from the ad hominem attacks. You sound petulant, childish, and you can't write worth a damn. Warmest regards, mondoman
Mondoman, I don't see where I'm responsible for making an ass out of you, you don't need the assistance, rubbing your supposed wealth in cyberspace's face. I get some laughs from watching people like yourself who occasionally get bold, jump down into the trenches with their chest stuck way out, get their ass whipped and crawl out crying and blaming it on someone else. I can't come close to the laughs you're getting from people on other threads though, such as the following from the Y2K thread;
Top ten reasons why Mondoman has disappeared from SI.
10) He got a job parking cars in the Zitel lot, and is too busy to surf the
net..
9) He promised Elaine Garzarelli that he would only share his short
recommendations with HER newsletter.
8) Mondo has written a new game. When a trader types in a y2k stock symbol
that he wishes to short, an image of the Mad Monk appears and tells him to
"beat it".
7) He reset the date on his PC to 1/1/2000 and...it won't work anymore!
6) He spends all his time crossing out ALL the letters on his Microsoft
stock certificates.
5) Mondoman is actually a rogue computer that went berserk trying to save
the investing public from fads - and is now trying to figure out why his
shorts now cost 50% more to cover.
4) He went to one of Michael Tantleff's seminars, and has decided there
just might be a problem after all.
3) Mondo is saving juicy details for his Slate interview (that only Bill
Gates will read).
2) He really is a f$%ing idiot.
1) Two words: margin call
Top Ten Predictions for 1997:
10. Philip Lee will be appointed manager of the Fidelity Select Year 2000
Portfolio (3% load).
9. I myself will launch a closed-end fund called "Signs of Exuberance,
Inc." (NYSE, symbol: SEX), that will be invested in Year 2000 stocks with
p/e's over 200. It will begin trading at a 50% premium to NAV.
8. Tony Keyes will release a half-hour infomercial promoting his
audiocassette course, "Your Path to Wealth in Year 2000 Stocks."
7. Mondoman will accept a position as Alan Greenspan's speechwriter. Global
markets will be thrown into chaos when Greenspan begins a speech to the IMF
with the words "DDIM = crap, VIAS = crap, ZITL = crap."
6. Fired by Greenspan, Mondoman will find employment with the Deluxe Check
Printing Corp., manually changing all the 19's to 20's on billions of
pre-printed checks.
5. Wall Street Week will devote an entire show to Year 2000. Louis
Rukeyeser will explain the issue, using a 99-year old viewer and an
Etch-a-sketch as props.
4. John Henry James will replace Mondoman as Greenspan's speechwriter.
World markets will gap up 10% when Greenspan testifies before congress:
"Yours not to reason why, yours but to buy and fly."
3. Kevin Schick will become a national celebrity, and appear in commercials
for 2000 Flushes.
2. Pat Dittmar and the Mad Monk will accidentally meet in a bar near
Fisherman's Wharf. A tearful, alcohol-drenched reunion will ensue. "I love
you, man," sobs Pat, while the Monk signs a contract to personally handle
all of Forecross' PR, and takes a private placement of 1 million Forecross
shares at $10 per. (Next day the price of the placement is negotiated up to
$15, due to "market conditions.")
1. Disney will release "Honey, I Shrank the Nest-Egg" starring Rick Moranis
as Mondoman.
Sounds like you're taken very seriously over there also. I have my doubts about your claims because you spend so much time on these threads trying to convince everyone otherwise. It's none of my business and I really don't care. If you can't stand the heat,,, maybe you should leave SI and go to WI (Whining Investor), just make sure you leave enough money to cover all those shorts.
P.S. I respectfully decline the free lunch. By the time I make it to the Bay area you will have spent all your $ covering Zitel shorts and somehow, I just don't think we would get along.
:) JADE |
