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To: Capt who wrote (111)10/1/1998 12:40:00 PM
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Starr Report Affects Cigar Sales

BNN's market analyst has learned that cigar sales across the country have gone limp as result of the release of Ken Starr's report. Said one former cigar smoker, "When I heard about what Bill and Monica did with a cigar I was so sickened that I quit smoking them. " Said another former cigar smoker, "I can't bear to even look at cigars. If I even see one I feel like I am going to puke."

BNN has learned that cigar manufacturers will be holding an emergency meeting this week in order to find a way to breathe life back into their shrinking and sagging sales. Said one manufacturer, "We have got to find a way to get this thing stimulated again."

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