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To: Robert T. Quasius who wrote (117)	10/1/1998 8:13:00 PM
From: Les H	of 246

Clinton/Lewinsky Cigar Scandal Leads to New Tobacco Products In the wake of the Clinton/Lewisky Cigar scandal the RNR Tobacco Company today revealed plans for producing a new line of "Femine Tobacco Products". Said Joe Lamac, spokeman for RNR Tobacco, "Lewinsky's creative use of cigars has caused us to think in different directions. We are currently developing new products designed specifically for women." When asked what these products will look like, Lamec said, "Let's just say that these are not going to look anything like 'Virginia Slims'." News of RNR Tobacco's new products has some anti-tobacco groups worried. Nicoderm and Kotex are already joining forces to combat "Femine Tobacco Product" addiction. Rumor has it, they are developing the first ever "Nicotine Panty Liner".

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