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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK

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To: Dwight E. Karlsen who wrote (6809)10/3/1998 1:14:00 AM
From: sea_biscuit  Read Replies (1) of 67261
 
It is reported that the company that makes Ex-Lax has come up with the new, improved Ex-Lax (S) -- where the "S" stands for Starr i.e. Kenneth Starr.

A single dose of Ex-Lax (S) is expected to result in a diarrhea lasting nearly 5 years, and create a mess that will require 5,000 rolls of toilet paper to clean up!

The company is also expected to unveil two powerful emetics soon. SureVomit(T) is meant for men and will be sold in a package with a photo of Linda Tripp, while SureVomit(B) is intended for women and will be sold in a package with a photo of Bob Barr. Competitors of the company allege, however that rather than the medicine, it is the photos on the packages that do the trick...
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