TEN WAYS TO ANNOY THE PERSON IN THE NEXT STALL
1.) Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
2.) Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"
3.) Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit, my glass eye!!"
4.) Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."
5.) Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
6.) Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, Whoa! Easy boy!
7.) Say, "Interesting. . . more floaters than sinkers."
8. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?
9.) Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy!! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
10.) Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall where the person in the next stall can see it.
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Two deaf people get
married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the
bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After
several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want
to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex,
reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. "The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs
back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my
penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis......fifty times"
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walking on the beach. As he was walking he saw a woman with no arms and no legs laying by the
shoreline. While he began to walk past her she called him over.."Excuse me sir but can you come
here for a sec." "ok , what do you want"he said. "Well as you can see why, I've never been kissed
before do you think you can kiss me"she said. "Well alright, I guess" he replied. After he kissed her
he began to walk away, but once again she called him over.."Excuse me sir but do you think you
can come here again" "What is it now!..."he said as he walked near her again. "Well as you can see
why, I've never been fucked before..Do you think you can fuck me?". she said. The man replied
"Sure!". He picked her up tossed her in the ocean and said "Your fucked Now!!!"
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A gay guy walks into the doctors
office. He takes off his clothes for examination. When he takes his clothes off the doctor sees a
nicoderm patch at the end of his penis. The doctor says.."Hmmm, thats interesting...Dooes it work?"
The man answers.."Sure does..I havent had a butt in 3 weeks!" |
