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Pastimes : Jokes

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To: treetopflier who wrote (713)10/6/1998 2:26:00 PM
From: NAUGHTY NOTES  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
Top 8 Best excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk

8) They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

7) This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about
in the last time management course you sent me to.

6) Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.

5) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

4) This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I
dreamed about work!

3) Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.

2) Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear
off!

1) Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lenses
without hands.

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