A husband and wife are golfing one day when the wife hits a ball through the window of a house on the golf course. As the husband and wife approach the house in an effort to repay the homeowner for the damage, they notice a small man lying down in the broken glass.
They wake the small man and to their surprise, he was not upset with the broken window.
The small man said, 'As a matter of fact, I am ecstatic. I am a genie and I was stuck in that bottle that broke. I am allowed to grant three wishes when I am freed from the bottle, so I will grant each of you a wish for freeing me and keep one for myself."
"Sir, what do you want for your wish."
The husband replies, "I want $100 million dollars".
The genie says, "Consider it done. Ma'am, what is your wish?"
The wife replies, "I want a house in every country of the world."
The genie says, "Consider it done. And for my wish, I want to sleep with your wife."
The husband and wife look at each other and decide, sure, he gave us $100 million and many homes, it is just sex one time.
After completing the dirty work upstairs, the genie asks the wife, "So, How old is your husband?"
"35", she says.
"Wow, 35 years old and he still believes in genies." |
