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Cal......Oh My!! Okay, being as how there's not much action on this thread, our minds have deviated somewhat, but I'll roll with this one just for fun.
As far as a "sperm substitute" is concerned, I feel that KNIC has already completed their due diligence on it. I believe that the next line of MARIE OSMOND porcelein dolls have the "sperm gobbler" feature. Also, I think the feature is an OEM deal, so it should be standard issue on all the dolls.....even the Jerr_Koff Ken Doll's. I'm sooooo excited.
Now, here's my play on this one. For every doll with the "sperm gobbler" feature.....in my opinion, there will most definitely be the need for a 10 minute home HIV test kit. I've contacted Trinity Biotech, TRIBY, and they are frothing at the crotch over the idea. Now....here's the scoop. You're in for a PHA TASS 20% cut for giving me the idea. Also, you will be eligible to receive a 20 gallon container full of sperm substitute....to utilize however you wish. It is my understanding that it is pretty good on a ritz....but this is just what I've heard.....ahhmmmmm!!.....where was I?
Oh yes.....also I've taken the liberty to contact Wayne Huizenga (Owner of just about everything in Florida)....and thru a conference call between he, I and Ross Perot.....we've managed to raise the venture capital necessary to market "sperm substitute" as a non-dairy creamer throughout the entire San Francisco area, mostly in the GLORY HOLE districts.
It's still in the works, but hopefully it'll CUM through sometime by the 2Q of 97. Let me know your thoughts on the matter. Wayne, Ross, and I are going to form a corporation and trade on the NASDAQ. You are more than welcome to join in. We just need a name. Any ideas?
This could get interesting.
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