RE: this message from Ed Sammons on Oct 6 1998 4:33PM EST
My dearest little Jimmy,
Normally I skip all posts from such an obviously maladjusted moron as you. However, since you directly addressed me in a post, I will dignify your miserable existence with one last answer before all your posts evaporate into the aether. Your incredibly ill-considered, ill-mannered and juvenile posts only go to prove You Are A Jerk.
You, tragic lonely little boy, have been fuming and your face turning beet purple for 24 hours. Your face has become the same shade of purple as your other head that you are holding and choking continually; even as you read this post. What a waste of carbon your life has become. Take a Midol, remove your right hand from your favorite spot, the left hand from the keyboard, and your mouth from you momma's teat. Put your pants on, crawl out from under your rock, go outside, feel the sunshine, find a fulfilling job, make a friend, meet a girl (the blowup you have stashed in your closet does not count), contribute something positive to this world; just stop the choking and fuming, you Jerk. |
