treetopflier, I hope you (and others) will enjoy this one:
There was this young man who met a young chinese woman. They began dating and seeing each other on a regular basis. They often had very enjoyable sex. One morning while the young man was showering and washing his penis he felt something that shouldn't be there. He looked down and saw what appeared to be a greenish wart of some sort. Being disturbed with this he immediately consulted with his doctor. The doctor was baffled. He said he had never seen anything like it in all his years of medical practice. The doctor then began to research his medical library. Finally he said he thought found the problem. He asked the young man if he had recently had sex with any chinese women. The young man replied "yes". The doctor told him that he had a condition that was known as "chinese cock-rot". It was rare and sometimes occured when a caucasian would have sex with a chinese oriental. The young man said, "fine give me some medication to clear it up". The doctor said, "there's a problem. The medical books say that the only known treatment is to amputate". The young man was in shock. He told the doctor he thought he was a quack. The doctor understanding the young mans fear told him that he should consider going to China and find a chinese doctor. He explained that chinese doctors have many treatments for numerous conditions that are not practiced in the United States, but are very successful. So the young man took his advice and got on the first plane to China. Upon arrival he immediately found a chinese doctor. He began to explain to the doctor that he had this greenish wart on his penis. The chinese doctor told him to drop his pants so he could observe. The doctor said, "oh yes, you have chinese cock rot". The young man replied. "I know that, but that dumb doctor back in the states said that the only know treatment was to amputate". The chinese doctor replied. "Oh, no, no. No need to amputate. It will dry up and fall off by itself in about two weeks". |
