Josef
Humbly report a little topical jokette....
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in
> > her grades. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to
> > do for the rest of the day.
> >
> > The teacher says, "Whoever is first to correctly answer the
> > questions I ask can leave early today."
> >
> > Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here.
> > I'm smart and can answer the question fast".
> >
> > The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
> >
> > Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham
> > Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go".
> >
> > Johnny was MAD.
> >
> > The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?"
> >
> > Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther
> > King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go".
> >
> > Johnny was even MADDER than before.
> >
> > Then the teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can
> > do for you'?"
> >
> > Before Johnny could answer, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The
> > teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go".
> >
> > Johnny was BOILING MAD.
> >
> > When the teacher turned her back, Johnny said, "I wish these
> > bitches would keep their mouths shut".
> >
> > The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
> >
> > Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?"
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