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Pastimes : MIDNIGHT BLUES CAFE

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To: E. Charters who wrote (16)10/12/1998 4:47:00 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (1) of 99
 
I was really impressed by your mercenary broad mindedness where you said that steam bath regulars where good customers. There is nothing like the almighty dollar to make men see the bearable in other life forms.

Hold it EEEEE. I said they were good customers. I didn't say they were good people. Please don't try to add (or subtract) anything from my words!

You have it all wrong about the rats. What they were doing was NOT running around on the table; they were, in fact, painting and shellecking the table.

I brought those rats over in 1968 on a special boat I had chartered off the coast of Tuscany. I was able to hire some of the locals as rowers and we set off on a bright sunny day. The rats were the special long tails which are now extinct. I had the feeling that they could benefit from an intelligence enhancing compound that I had been distilling out of a corn licker and rubber tire mixture (and a whole bunch of other ingredients far too complex for you to understand and anyway oit wouldnt do you any good because the fomulas disappeared one day and according to my special talking rat, "they are nowhere to be found". It was an irreplaceable loss as the formulas also held a secret for controlling and eventually eliminating the entire rat population of the world. In any case it is a mute point now as ratty told me that the papers had blown off in a huge wind.

During the voyage I managed to shoot an albatross with my mighty bow and the rowers got all superdstitious and hung it around my neck. To make a long story short, it was one hell of a trip--water everywhere, nothin to drink--the normal sea voyage.

Ratty is the only rat that is still with me, and as far as do I breed them...you ask too many GOD DAMN QUESTIONS, MORON!!

Solon can't sign. His drink somethin frum wrong battle. We tak later, Meester Cartwheel

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