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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK

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To: Volsi Mimir who wrote (9083)10/12/1998 6:52:00 PM
From: Borzou Daragahi  Read Replies (2) of 67261
 
Maybe it should be included in a censure agreement.

Why stop there, my friend? How about if as part of the censure agreement, Bill had to appear on Oprah and make a teary-eyed confession on live national television. Couldn't you just imagine some of the audience members' comments?

Audience member: "Yo, what was you thinking? That Monica be too fat."
Audience: "Yeeeeahh! Uh-huh." [applause].

Audience member: "Man, you betrayed yo' homegirl, Hillary for that skank Monica! If I wuz married to you, I'd leave your sorry butt and take half!"
Audience: "Yeeeeaaaahhhh!" [applause].

Come on everybody. Let's push for it. An Oprah apology. (The only problem is all the other networks would complain because they would want a piece of the action.) Let's put the pedal to the metal. Forget the somber approach of the Judiciary Committee. Let a panel of undistinguished schmucks grill the president. That should be enough punishment for anyone. I mean, if we're going to drag our political discourse down to the level of daytime talkshows, let's at least do it right.
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